That's really bizarre man! And you added no new hardware, correct?
USB is built in...i.e. not an add on card?
If you can't even uninstall it...at a minimum I am wondering if the Windows install isn't a bad one. I don't guess you have a spare OEM CD laying around to test that theory? Otherwise, I am really out of suggestions. I know you could turn it off in BIOS, but that won't help a lot.